From the mouth of babes:
What the hell, where is my nice warm womb?
I give up, the womb is no more.
What will I do in this new creepy world?
My face expresses my feelings about this "tender" moment with my dad - he's not as amazing as my mom is.
Okay so really, I know I've been wiped off, but can we give me a bath now? I'm over the crap in my armpits.
Look at all my hair - I supposedly have the least of all three kids. Crazy!
Michael Phelps - Watch out!
Really mom, why the crotch shot?
And now a butt shot?
All clean, now I don't look so creepy.
I title these pictures "Ebony and Ivory Tender Moments"
The question is, why is my dad's scalp so shiny?
So this was at my hearing test. Apparently there is a window of 2.5 to like 15 minutes that can be used to complete the test. I of course finished in 2.5 minutes. Why, because I'm an amazing genius like that.
PKU Testing = sucks lollipops. And of course the nurse didn't know how to aim my blood on the paper and so she was squeezing my heel for much longer than comfortable. Boourns.
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